Showing posts with label dishes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dishes. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

What would you do for a dishwasher?


A fellow expat and Mommy blogger, Stay at Home Babe, got me thinking about dishes. Hell, life got me thinking about dishes. Living in Rio de Janeiro means I do not have a dishwasher, not even the human one.  Well, I can't lie, I do have a maid twice a week who absorbs my dish washing and other household duties.  I love my Mondays and Thursdays and I love my maid!

Anyway, there are two things that take a lot of my time and energy.  One, as you have obviously guessed, is washing dishes.  The other is...

Who am I kidding?  I have a huge list! I'm a mother of 2 kids under 5 and I don't have the typical daily or live in help.  I dream of pimping my house.  Screw date nights, nice clothes, and jewelry.  I want appliances!  I want a dishwasher, dryer, water heater (not these damn gas ones!), central air, and a garbage disposal... oh that last one got me a little hot just thinking about it. 

I think I've come up with a reasonable argument for buying these items. It's one I think my husband will relate to on a personal level.  If I should get them, I will be so happy and have so much more free time that he'll probably get laid daily for several months.  Hell, I'll make it a year and throw in twice weekly nooners.  Oh yes, we're talking sexual bribery. Is there any other kind in a marriage?

What appliances would you sleep with your husband/partner/live-in to get?

Friday, May 7, 2010

Ode to dishwashers



Your majestic presence is missed here
The rhythmatic humming of a machine
Clean and efficient as if you do care
I only wish you could be on my team
My hands are pruned, my dishes have spots
The counters are wet and starting to mold
Spending my day trying to stay on top
And I can’t get dried eggs off that damn pot
Wash so much my hands look 60 years old
At least standing keeps my ass looking hot
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