I think it's making me Constipated...

I am having an issue verbalizing my Sass today. It's quite unsettling and I think it's making me constipated.

As a means to express myself, I have turned to a still image. When one can not mock or joke, rainbow toe nails and florescent flip flops will always do the trick.

Seriously, I walk around like this.  Brazilians must think I'm "special" or a hipster.

Can you spot the toe I've broken twice?