1. Cake is NOT a breakfast food
2. Coffee is a morning beverage, NOT a Morning, Noon, afternoon, snack time, and evening beverage.
3. 18 degrees C (64 F) is NOT an acceptable reason to put gloves on your child.
4. You do NOT try to negotiate the price of the valet
5. You watch your child playing soccer, NOT cheer and yell as if at Maracana.
6. You sometimes eat just rice, no beans included.
7. Some days you don't eat rice at all *GASP*
8. If you drink 8 beers you get drunk.
9. All that meat is making you constipated.
10. You think a novela is a book.