Sunday, August 21, 2011

Stream of Consciousness Sunday: Cute Doctor

Doctors should not be allowed to be cute nor charming. I think this should go doubly for urgent care doctors.

You see, I dragged my sorry ass into the urgent care yesterday morning. I was full on crusty sick. I had crusty eyes, sinus infection breath (even though I brushed my teeth twice and used mouthwash), and smelled of night sweats. It was nothing an attractive man should have to see.

Of course I get there and get called in by a very cute man. He could have totally been a Cutie for your Tuesday. I thought FAIL! Then he starts talking to me and smiling and it turns out he is also charming. If I had more pride I would have turned around and walked away. Let the sinus infection heal itself. But I have no pride so I stayed and let himself do his job.

Because it is their job. They see nasty sick people all the time, right? Of course it hurts a lot more when a cute doctor asks if your ear itches, because apparently there is a decent amount of wax inside, than when a 70 yr old mothball smelling doctor says it.

But I did feel shitty enough to just shrug at it. I don't know why I would care in the first place, except I do think I was a Jewish Mother in a past lifetime because I just love me a cute doctor.

Anyway, I got my gnarly sinus infection diagnosis, which is awesome, and my antibiotic prescription. Note to self though, if I ever become single I am showering before heading to the urgent care. You just never know...

This was my 5 minute Stream of Consciousness Sunday post. It’s five minutes of your time and a brain dump. Want to try it? Here are the rules…

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  1. LOL! Well, I am single, so thanks for the tip!!!

  2. Agreed!! although, the creepy ones ... ick ... i've had one too many creepy doctors not just at the Emergency Room but at an office visit. There's a new PAC in my treating doctor's office I was forced to see while my doc was unavailable. Mental note to NEVER see him again. he gave me the heebie jeebies!!

    stopping by from SOCS today!! Have a great weekend!

  3. Imagine when your husband IS the cute charming doctor!!!!!! Some slutty girl actually got his name off of the prescription receipt and TRIED TO ADD HIM ON FACEBOOK. Guess whose Facebook privacy settings were immediately changed, and by whom.

  4. Oh, how self-centered of me. I hope you feel better soon!

  5. Not self-centered at all! I actually thought of your during the check up. How must Danielle feel to have girls checking out her cute doctor husband?

    I would have totally done the same thing! Blocked! And I am starting to feel better I think. I just hope I can hear by class tomorrow!

    Creepy doctors suck! I once switched offices to avoid one.

    Yes, Hot doctors (single ones) are great for the single gal :)

  6. Reminds me of when I birthed my daughter. I had a moment like that when the "epidural fairy" came in and he was hot! But I was a beast and well ready to give birth and my then husband was standing around so I figured my chances with him were slim. :)

  7. lol. Love this post! I haven't met in cute doctors, just old ones that scare me.

  8. LOL. This cracks me up. Cute, young, single doctors ought to come with warning labels on the door. "Do not enter unless prepared to be smitten by gorgeous, charming man inside!" Seriously... what are those urgent cares thinking?

    Stopping by from SOCSunday. Grateful to have connected with you and I hope you feel better quickly!

  9. What's more horrible than a cute urgent care doctor? I cute OBGYN when you're 17. That was a more uncomfortable visit than usual for a number of reasons!

  10. Wow, a cute gyno! Mortifying for a ten!

  11. Following from SOCS! And cute docs are the best/worst. It's like, I'm gross and sweaty and feel like shit, but maybe just a little flirting will make me better?

  12. I don't think I've ever had a cute doctor. And when I feel lousy enough to drag my sorry self to a doctor, I just want relief and I really don't care.