Friday, August 20, 2010
Wishes are a tricky thing. Hell, if they weren´t there wouldn´t be the phrase " Be careful what you wish for"
If I had 3 wishes today, here´s what I´d wish for:
1.For my breasts to be back in their pre-breastfeeding/pre-pregnancy condition.
2. For my 19 month old to sleep 13 hrs straight every night and wake up happy
3. To be independently SUPER wealthy
# 1 is superficial. What can I say? I´m a superficial girl in a superficial world. Seriously though, give a girl a break. Actually, give the girls a break. They were pretty darn good in their hay day. And implants just aren´t the same. So Fairy Godmother, a little lift and fill please.
#2 is because I´m at the point of prayer. I´m totally out of options and don´t know what to do. I´m almost considering co-sleeping...
#3 is because money makes things easier. Does it buy happiness? Well, those who don´t have it seem to say no. I think it creates ease. I would want my husband to keep working and I would become a lady that lunches. Only sounds fair right? Hey now, I created life, twice. I think I can retire now. In all seriousness, I think people need goals and a reason to get out of jammies in the morning. Ok, Daniel at least has to get a hobby.
My 3 yr old´s 3 wishes:
1. For everything at his 4th birthday party to be from Ben 10.
2. A Ben 10 watch
3. A Ben 10 bedspread
That´s from the horse´s mouth people. Isn´t it amazing how much simpler it is for a 3 year old!
In all seriousness, I could come up with some deep ones but what´s the fun in that. Let someone else wish for world peace and tell me what simple or frivolous things you´d wish for. Pretty please with a big old fairy on top!