Showing posts with label wishes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wishes. Show all posts

Friday, August 20, 2010

3 wishes


Wishes are a tricky thing. Hell, if they weren´t there wouldn´t be the phrase " Be careful what you wish for"

If I had 3 wishes today, here´s what I´d wish for:
1.For my breasts to be back in their pre-breastfeeding/pre-pregnancy condition. 
2. For my 19 month old to sleep 13 hrs straight every night and wake up happy
3. To be independently SUPER wealthy

# 1 is superficial. What can I say? I´m a superficial girl in a superficial world. Seriously though, give a girl a break.  Actually, give the girls a break.  They were pretty darn good in their hay day.  And implants just aren´t the same. So Fairy Godmother, a little lift and fill please.

#2 is because I´m at the point of prayer. I´m totally out of options and don´t know what to do. I´m almost considering co-sleeping...

#3 is because money makes things easier.  Does it buy happiness?  Well, those who don´t have it seem to say no.  I think it creates ease.  I would want my husband to keep working and I would become a lady that lunches. Only sounds fair right? Hey now, I created life, twice.  I think I can retire now.  In all seriousness, I think people need goals and a reason to get out of jammies in the morning.  Ok, Daniel at least has to get a hobby.

My 3 yr old´s 3 wishes:
1. For everything at his 4th birthday party to be from Ben 10.
2. A Ben 10 watch
3. A Ben 10 bedspread

That´s from the horse´s mouth people.  Isn´t it amazing how much simpler it is for a 3 year old!  

In all seriousness, I could come up with some deep ones but what´s the fun in that.  Let someone else wish for world peace and tell me what simple or frivolous things you´d wish for.  Pretty please with a big old fairy on top!
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