Wednesday, August 4, 2010
De Montão is my hero
We spotted each other from across Lojas Americanas. It was love at first sight. I approached, I am quite the instigator, and informed them that I was going to take them home!
De Montão! Holy crap! It's my savor in this sea of mediocre junk food and tiny portions! I know, Brazil has amazing food, all quite healthy. Why do you need chips?
First of all, this isn't chips! This is a package containing not 1, but 3 types of chips! Doritos, Ruffles, and Baconzitos (bacon flavored pork rinds). I've been dreaming of this moment since childhood. Of course, I didn't choose Baconzitos, it was pretzels, but it'll suffice. I used to open 3 separate bags of chips, which my Mother must have loved, and mixed them up to make chip sandwiches.
Now I don't have to. And there's enough fat in the small bag to satisfy this girl! I can't help it. My stomach needs crap. I can only eat so much healthy food without getting a stomach ache. I'm American for heaven's sake, a glorified Mutt. And this Mutt needs her trash!
So I bought it and brought it home. Oh my goodness, it was better than I imagined! And I'm not a huge fan of baconzitos but you really can't go wrong when you mix them with Doritos.
I know it's sad. I dedicated an entire post to junk food. What can I say, you can take the girl out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the girl.