Showing posts with label bathroom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bathroom. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

A Little Piece of Heaven


I had a little piece of heaven this evening.

I took over my parent's bathroom and filled up their soaking tub.  It's deep, long, and with a nice arched back for comfort.  I almost moved into it. Hell, it's almost half the size of my apartment in Rio.

Anyway,  I filled it with almost scolding hot water. You know, the kind of hot that you have to enter into in increments. A foot, the second foot, knees, half a thigh, and so on and so forth until you finally sink in up to your neck.  The only thing peeking out are you hands, to hold your book of course, and your head. Sorry, I've yet to master underwater reading. I'll be sure to let you know when I do.

And everything soaked away. Worries, life, tension, and time.  I swear, a hot bath, a good book, and quality bath salts are the best therapy.  Of course, this is only enjoyable in cold weather. The colder the better.  There is nothing more enjoyable then getting into a soaking tub after spending the entire day just slightly chilled under all your layers of clothes... well, that is except for getting into one with that special someone.  

Now I'm in my snowflake fleece jammies, to entice the husband of course, and smell of flowers from lands I may never travel.  I'm relaxed enough to fall asleep in front of the computer and am looking forward to curling up in a fluffy chair with a fluffier blanket next to the fire.

In Rio, this would be torture, like sitting in a jacuzzi in the depths of hell.

And that just makes it all the more special. That and I know I get to go back home to the heat eventually.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Rio loves your Toosh

I'm loving that more and more bathrooms in Rio de Janeiro are sporting the please take a seat, disposable seat covers. It just makes my toosh blush with pleasure.

And when you take them out you really feel the Brazilian love...


Leave it to the Brazilians to put a heart around what really matters in life.

Gold star for creative toilet decor!

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Life changing since becoming a Mom


In honor of Mother's Day, I wanted to write about one of the biggest changes I've experienced since becoming a Mother.  Oh I'm not going to get all corny on you...

I miss the sanctity of the bathroom.  You know, going in, sitting down, reading a good article, and basically getting business done. That's all gone down, well, the crapper since I've had kids. 

My last poo was spent in conversation with my preschooler. Of all the places to ask for my attention.   

It went kind of like this:

"Honey, go play.  Mommy is busy"

"But Mommy, I need to talk to you."

"Whaaaaaaaat do you neeeeed to talk to me aboouuut?"

"I don't know."

"What doooo you mean you don't know uggg?"

"What's for lunch?"

"gggggg, Mommy is in the middle of something"

"Let's go play"

Apparently Mommy isn't interesting unless she is on the phone, cooking dinner, or laying a... you get the idea.

I look forward to the days when I bust the bathroom door open and receive protests in my direction. Payback will be a bitch... Oh will it ever. 

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mommies out there! May you get your 5 minutes of peace and quiet to do with what you will.
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