Brazilian Father's Day is right around the corner. Have you gotten a special something for that Brazilian Father of your babies? Here is a guide as to what you should NOT get him this year.
- A Soccer shirt from the wrong team. People, the one thing a Brazilian man is faithful to is his team. Remember it!
- A trip to the man beauty parlor. While chic, having that nasty toe picked apart and cleaned is really a gift for you.
- Man lingerie. They want the sex but without the mocking.
- Couples Samba lessons. Who is that gift really for?
- A day alone with the kids. Family time is good but babysitting does not make for a relaxing Father's Day.
- A personalized picture tie. Let's just make sure he'll get made fun of at the office.
- A picture of you and the kids for his desk. This is more of a reminder for the hot secretary. No need to wait for a commercial holiday to gift it.
- A bike to help him get into shape, that is unless he specifically asked for it. You wouldn't like to receive a step machine to help you out with your post baby ass, would you? I didn't think so.
- Creepy laser portrait paperweight of the family. I get the heebie jeebies just looking at the pictures on the site!
- The book: Penis Enhancement Surgery: A Self Help Guide For Men
